Abandoned

Oh, hello Mommy.
Don't mind me, I'm just pissed off that you thought you could leave me in here with a bunch of toys while you took the only shower you're going to get in a 4 day stretch.
Blocks? I spit on your blocks.
bouncy jingle cow? I think not.
Trucks? Sure I like trucks, but I'm not in the mood.
Singing birdie? Don't mock me with your fun loving toys.
It's your singular attention that I want. All the toys in the house can't fill the void left by your 15 minute absence. Nor my pants. The pants go too.
That'll show you.